Hi, my name's Ellie...and I'm a bloody knob!
Yes guys, of course I didn't learn from my mistake the first time round. I'd love to say it was intentional and really I've just been working hard at the old squat challenge and wanted to show the world I could give Beyonce a run for her money (in my 'never ever coming true' dreams!) but no, I was actually just on an evening/night out, trying to blend in with the crowd. Clearly my arse had other ideas.
You'll be pleased to know - actually, you probably won't give a
** Warning - if you are offended by shocking/vile/unbelievable/inexcusable roots, please do not look at the 2 pictures below!**
...I wasn't joking about the roots was I?
Crop that raised a few eyebrows with the 'male' members of family: Primark
"Hey, check out my arse" skirt: River Island
Jeffrey Campbell wannabe's that are practically glued to my feet: Ever Yours
I am also well aware that these pictures make me look like a massive up my own arse, twatty poser. I'd actually love to say that I was attempting to 'model the skirt', but in actual fact, the wind was so strong that I practically looked like a prosi in the red light district, with my knickers on show. #Smooth #PutYourBridgetJonesKnickersAway #PleaseBlogger/GodStopMeFromUsingHashtagsInBlogposts
I guess that's about it for today. So, basically from this post we've discovered that a) I never learn my lessons regardless of how humiliating they are b) I am clearly working far too hard, that is the only possible reason that I can have for possessing roots like this and not doing something about it and c) I will never, ever, be able to pull of an OOTD pose without looking like a complete and utter tit. Ever!!
Hope you enjoyed this posy guys. As always, thanks so much for reading!